Depending on whom you ask, there are five-hundred to over one-thousand different types of cheese. Because of this, French politician, Charles de Gaulle once exclaimed, “How can anyone govern a nation that has 245 different kinds of cheese.”

Chuck D., we don’t know how.

Something we do know is that the moon is not, in fact, made of green cheese. According to science, our moon’s density couldn’t handle the infinite frontier if it were made of cheese. Still, this fact doesn’t mean we don’t want a hunk of moon cheese.

Responding the only way possible, here’s a recipe to replicate the moon as if it were made of cheese. If this recipe appears too price-gouging or difficult to handle, Vimbly offers a wonderful selection of NYC cheese experiences.

At least, now, there’s no “what if…”