Karate

Oh no! So you joined up with the local league of vigilantes and you just got your Calendar of Tasks. Bad news -- you're on Fight Duty NEXT WEEK and your punch attack looks like a newborn trying to pick up a Cheerio. Is there a motor skills helpline? Whatever will you do?

In this scenario, we suggest that you start with a cold hard Karate course.

Few of its kind, this broad-spectrum fight course offers self-defense tactics for just about any situation. You'll cover the basics of ancient karate -- a great resource for tackling villains of varied training backgrounds. You'll receive quality instruction using various techniques to meet your individual needs, and if the shoe fits, keep wearing it. You'll find yourself bettering your own skill and remaining in peak condition at all times.

On top of that, you'll learn both UFC techniques, as well as street smart tactics. Before long, crime will drop so low they won't need to charge anyone for Fight Duty.

We can't say the same for Dish Duty.

Note: This is a free trial class for first time attendees only.

This is a free trial class for first time attendees only. As a courtesy to fellow participants, please provide at least 24 hour cancellation notice.