5 Ways to Protect New York from Marvel Universe
In the history of New York, nothing has destroyed this city more thoroughly and thoughtlessly than the entire Marvel Universe. From the Green Goblin toppling bridges to Iron Man doing, well, what Iron Man does, this city rebuilds itself every few years from a Marvelous meltdown.
How can you protect yourself, and this city, from another disaster? Well, apparently, a Hulk-like nuclear meltdown does the trick. And, according to science, hallucinogens often distort the brain. But no. It’s not easy to generate fireballs or, well, the ability to acquire flight, super strength, and...dashing good looks! You need to think outside of the box. Here’s how to organically defend New York City.