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How to Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse

How to Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse

“Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland.”

You better be prepared!

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    Urban Food Production Workshop
    Urban Food Production Workshop

    3rd Ward

    Continuing with food, growing your own food in volatile environment will prove immeasurably valuable. With the help of this workshop, you’ll plant and grow edible greens to keep you going as the zombies chase you out of New York. Also, zombies probably fear terrariums.

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    Samurai Sword Fighting - Tribeca
    Samurai Sword Fighting - Tribeca

    Yoshi Amao

    What do you think you’ll be doing with this...become a dojo master? Think not, young samurai.

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    Archery Lesson
    Archery Lesson

    ...and this. Hint: You won’t be acting like Legolas.

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    Parkour
    Parkour

    STREB

    When the zombies invade, you’ll need to run away. Hell, sprint away. Parkour helps you angulate through the decrepit cityscape without ever falling victim to a zombie attack while on the stairs. With enhanced spatial awareness and street navigation, you won’t worry about encountering zombies as you leap tall buildings from a single bound.

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