NYC Preparation Guide for the Impending Sharknado
If you haven’t heard, a sharknado is set to obliterate NYC in 2014. Weathermen say the best defense is to remain indoors, in the lowest, windowless part of a sturdy building. Here, we disagree. Unlike previous disasters like Sandy, that time with the Green Goblin, and everything other time with Marvel Universe, this event’s set not only to bring mass destruction, but also heavy flooding, high winds, and sharks. As our cityscape quickly deteriorates into shark food, you’ll need to know how to prepare yourself for the impending doom--basic survival tactics.