NYC Preparation Guide for the Impending Sharknado
If you havenâ€™t heard, a sharknado is set to obliterate NYC in 2014. Weathermen say the best defense is to remain indoors, in the lowest, windowless part of a sturdy building. Here, we disagree. Unlike previous disasters like Sandy, that time with the Green Goblin, and everything other time with Marvel Universe, this eventâ€™s set not only to bring mass destruction, but also heavy flooding, high winds, and sharks. As our cityscape quickly deteriorates into shark food, youâ€™ll need to know how to prepare yourself for the impending doom--basic survival tactics.