Who Else Wants to Live like a King for Free

How to live like a King in NYC?

It doesn’t require a high-rise apartment overlooking Central Park. You don’t need invitations to the hottest events in the city, mingling with celebrities and the famous. You don’t need to be mayor.

Being a King is as much about acting like a King as it is birthright. For those of you on a budget, here’s a list of things to accomplish before the current King suddenly abdicates.

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  Cafe Wha? Band Live Show (Wednesdays/Sundays)

  Cafe Wha?

  The house of the ‘60s generation. Ginsberg sipped cocktails here. Hendrix, Dylan, and Springsteen (familiar names?) began their rugged rhythms at this infamous cafe. Laced with culture only fit for a King and rock kings, Cafe Wha? feeds your fire for live music and some rock ‘n roll. Join the packed party that spurred an artistic revolution. But wait, this is the best revolution possible.

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  Whiplash (Stand-Up)

  Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre - New York

  Get it? It’s so funny you’ll give yourself whiplash. You’re the king and these comedians are merely your jesters...FOR FREE!

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  Fencing Lesson in the Park

  Manhattan Fencing

  We all went through that pirate phase as children. It’s time for it to return. Here, you’ll channel your inner Jack Sparrow and learn how to take down Barbosa. Only, instead of Captain Barbosa, it might be your roommate Gary who needs a swift touche to the allez. Like any good king, you’ll need to defend yourself when a gladiator like say Maximus--Russel Crowe--tries to overtake your crown.

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  Beginner Tango Workshop

  Triangulo

  King’s gotta dance at his ball. And he better not step on the Mrs.’s toes. Please, don't ruin this night for the Queen.

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  Intro to Improv

  Magnet Theater - Studio

  A movie once taught me that Kings have to make speeches. And, sometimes, if you have a speech impediment, you’ll be the laughing stock of an entire nation. Improv teaches you how to thinking quickly and efficiently on your feet. It’s so helpful in fact that you could be a bald-headed, cigar-suckling, whiskey-drinking ruler, and most of the country will be very okay with that.

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  Takedowns - Trial Class -- Called and vendor said they are out of business. Disabled (CS 6/15/15)

  Elite Plus MMA

  A king doesn’t fall. He takes down. Here, guess what you’ll do?

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