Fight Club

Sure you can throw a punch. But can you fake-throw a punch?

Give your future career as an international action star the boost it needs with a class devoted to staging convincing fight scenes! You'll learn the techniques used by the professionals to safely beat their foes into pretend oblivion ... Or vice versa.

Punches, kicks, flips, and throws are all covered! But come prepared to get a vigorous workout, as pretend fighting isn't as easy as it seems.

After this class is over, you're going to need some black-and-blue makeup to help you look the way you'll be pretending to feel!

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